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Bold if true :)

01. You’re currently confused about someone’s feelings for you.
02. You have been in a serious relationship before.
03. You own an iPod of some sort.
04. You do not like your sibling’s girlfriend/boyfriend.
05. You drink too much alcohol.
06. You have been to the Olive Garden.
07. You have taken medicine of some sort this week.
08. It is really cold in your house right now.
09. You are extremely dependent on others.
10. You do not like to express your feelings in front of others.
11. You ate a lot of food today.
12. It doesn’t take much for you to cry.
13. People consider you a sappy sort of person.
14. Someone in your family is rich.
15. You have been to Disney World or Disneyland before.
16. You hate when people constantly talk about themselves.
17. You are a good listener, but you hate complainers.
18. Someone has called you for a serious medical emergency before.
19. You have had a serious surgery.
20. Your house has a spare bedroom.
21. Your house is old.
22. You have at least one cousin under the age of three.
23. You have never held a baby before.
24. You can’t handle toddlers.
25. You have a painting in your room.
26. You have been to Canada.
27. You have been to Mexico.
28. You love cherry flavored lollipops.
29. You celebrate Easter.
30. You observe Lent.
31. You are Catholic.
32. You do not believe in God.
33. Religion is not important to you.
34. You want to have a small family one day.
35. You would rather have more sons than daughters.
36. You have more aunts than uncles.
37. You hate being too cold.
38. You currently are way more tan than everyone else.
39. You wear shoes in your house.
40. Your parents are clean freaks.
41. You are more messy than clean.
42. You are currently angry at someone.
43. Patience is so not a virtue to you.
44. Your desk is extremely clean.
45. Your bed sheets are either blue, green, black, or white.
46. When you hear « Black & White » it reminds you of Katy Perry’s « Hot’n Cold » song.
47. You have no clue what that song is.
48. You think rap artists are completely pathetic.
49. You are glad George Bush IS out of office.
50. Politics are boring to you.
51. You take a vitamin (almost) daily.
52. You feel like you are sick often.
53. You hate throwing up.
54. You think it’s gross when people set food down on their desk at school with no napkin.
55. You also find it gross that people sit on top of desks.
56. You are now cringing at the thought of someone’s food where someone’s ass was.
57. You love getting bubble baths.
58. You do not like chocolate at all.
59. You are allergic to nuts.
60. You have been stung by a bee before.
61. You have been to the emergency room before for something.
62. One of your parents is 50 or older.
63. You are the baby of your immediate family.
64. You hate broccoli.
65. Cooked carrots are good, though.
66. You go on tumblr too much.
67. You are really comfortable right now.
68. You like witty t-shirts.
69. You are a major fan of underground bands.
70. You have been on an airplane before.
71. You are not afraid of heights.
72. You consider yourself paranoid.
73. You have had a panic attack before.
74. The thought of being old and alone bothers you.
75. You would choose the elderly over children.
76. You feel like you’re living in the wrong decade.
77. You have smoked weed before.
78. You think it’s way too cold outside right now.
79. You love the thought of sleeping in tomorrow morning.
80. You would rather go to bed early and get up early.
81. You feel like the early bird catches the worm.
82. You are a big breakfast eater.
83. You are currently suffering from the common cold.
84. You are craving something salty.
85. You have been in a car today.
86. There is something plugged in near you.
87. You have heard of the TV show “Private Practice”.
88. You do not like medical television shows.
89. You prefer horror to comedies.
90. You adore Leo & Kate.
91. You think high-waisted pants look good.
92. You hate cheesy movies.
93. You enjoy camping out.
94. Bugs don’t bother you.
95. You do well in school without trying.
96. You are extremely jealous of someone currently.
97. You feel like you have changed a lot from 08-09.
98. You like energy drinks.
99. You like italics.
100. You know the entire script of Mean Girls.

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As pérolas que se encontram...

o meu proximo post ía mesmo ser sobre política mas encontrei esta pérola no site do ministério da cultura:

PRÉMIO DE POESIA NÚCLEO ARTES E LETRAS DE FAFE 2009-2010«O prémio – no valor de 2 000 € – destina-se a galardoar o melhor livro de poesia submetido a concurso e publicado entre 1 de Janeiro de 2009 e 31 de Dezembro de 2010.» Entrega de trabalhos até 31 de Dezembro de 1910.

aqui


não se estiquem nas entregas! é que é mesmo so até 1910!

Massagem ao ego diária

em modo "uma massagem ao ego por dia não sabe o bem que lhe fazia" cá vai:


Eu tenho umas pernas bonitas!


começo ja a pensar que quando se me acabarem partes do corpo que eu gosto entro em depressão... talvez não... viva a vastidão anatómica!

Ultrajada

Sinto-me verdadeiramente ultrajada ao descobrir que o meu adorado Calvin e não menos adorado Hobbes são profanados pelo mundo com nomes tão obtusos como os que se seguem:

Bélgica - Casper en Hobbes
Bielorússia - Kalfin i Gopsya
Brasil - Calvin e Haroldo
Coreia do Sul - Calbin waah Hombs
Dinamarca - Steen & Stoffer
Eslovénia - Gasper in Hops
Finlândia - Lassi ja Leevi
Holanda - Casper en Hobbes
Hungria - Kazmer es Huba
Islândia - Kalli og Hobbi
Noruega - Tommy og Tiger
Polónia - Kelvin & Celsjusz
Rússia - Kolya i Hobbie (Кальвин и Гоббс)
Suécia - Kalle och Hobbe

Casper? Gopsia? Haroldo? Mas que brasileiro mais #%&(&$ é que se lembrou que Haroldo é nome para o que quer que seja?

Os escandinavos então, batem qualquer recorde de profunda idiotice em termos de supostas traduções: Lassi! Lassi? e Leevi?????????!

Já para não falar do Huba ou Celsjusz!

em forma de esclarecimento aqui está a origem dos nomes via wikipedia:

O nome de Calvin foi inspirado no reformador religioso do século XVI, João Calvino, que discorreu, entre outros, acerca da depravação total do homem, ou seja, que o homem está naturalmente inclinado para promover o mal a seu próximo.
Hobbes recebeu o nome de Thomas Hobbes, o filósofo inglês do século XVII que tinha aquilo que Watterson chamou de "uma visão obscura da natureza humana", sendo o autor da famosa máxima "O homem é o lobo do homem" — ou seja, cada homem é o predador de seu próximo. De acordo com Watterson, a fonte dos dois nomes é entendida como uma piada para as pessoas que estudam ciência política e filosofia, e que poucas outras pessoas a iriam perceber.

Cartaz concertos

Aqui está o cartaz dos imperdiveis e não só:


5 Out 2009 20:00 AU REVOIR SIMONE Aula Magna Lisbon


15 Out 2009 20:00 JOAN AS POLICE WOMAN Lux Club Lisbon


30 Out 2009 RODRIGO LEÃO COLISEUM Lisboa


4 Nov 2009 20:00 KINGS OF CONVENIENCE COLISEUM Lisboa, Lisboa


14 Nov 2009 21:00 DEPECHE MODE Atlantico Pavilhao Lisboa


21 Nov 2009 20:00 MASSIVE ATTACK Campo Pequeno Lisbon
22 Nov 2009 20:00


29 Nov 2009 20:00 MUSE Atlantico Pavilhao Lisbon


2 Dez 2009 20:00 FRANZ FERDINAND Camp Pequeno Bullring Lisbon


10 Dez 2009 20:00 EDITORS Campo Pequeno Lisbon


3 Fev 2010 20:00 ARCTIC MONKEYS Campo Pequeno Lisbon


Actualizações:

8 de Out HOLLY THROSBY Aula Magna
30 Nov Lisa Ekdahl Aula Magna

Inglorious Basterds

Absofuckinglutly genial!

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